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Season 1, Episode 0: Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot
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| 22 September 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot
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| 29 September 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards
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| 6 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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| 13 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
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| 20 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump
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| 27 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 6: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
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| 3 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
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| 10 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 8: Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
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| 17 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 9: Phase One, Complete
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| 24 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving
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| 15 December 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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| 5 January 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 12: Camel Filters and Pheremones
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| 12 January 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 13: Sara Like Puny Alan
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| 2 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas
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| 9 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
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| 16 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan
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| 23 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
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| 1 March 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 18: An Old Flame with a New Wick
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| 22 March 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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| 19 April 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
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| 3 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing
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| 10 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
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| 17 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo
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| 24 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger
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| 20 September 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppins
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| 27 September 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
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| 4 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea
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| 11 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
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| 18 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic
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| 25 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
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| 8 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
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| 15 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
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| 22 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor
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| 29 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
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| 13 December 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
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| 3 January 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 12: A Lung Full of Alan
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| 17 January 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 13: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
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| 31 January 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
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| 7 February 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
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| 14 February 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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| 21 February 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
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| 7 March 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom
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| 21 March 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
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| 18 April 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
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| 2 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
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| 9 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
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| 16 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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| 23 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 24: Does Something Smell Funny to You
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| 19 September 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
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| 26 September 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
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| 3 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
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| 10 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
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| 17 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
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| 24 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
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| 7 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
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| 14 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
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| 21 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend
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| 28 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
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| 19 December 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
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| 9 January 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 12: That Special Tug
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| 23 January 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
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| 6 February 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
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| 27 February 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 15: My Tongue Is Meat
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| 6 March 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 16: Ergo, the Booty Call
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| 13 March 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
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| 20 March 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
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| 10 April 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
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| 24 April 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
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| 1 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens
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| 8 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie
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| 15 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie
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| 22 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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| 18 September 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 1: Working for Caligula
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| 25 September 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers
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| 2 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
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| 9 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey
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| 16 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
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| 23 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 6: Apologies for the Frivolity
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| 30 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
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| 13 November 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 8: Release the Dogs
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| 20 November 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
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| 27 November 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
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| 11 December 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol
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| 8 January 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
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| 22 January 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
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| 5 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
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| 12 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 15: My Damn Stalker
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| 19 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
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| 26 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie
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| 19 March 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
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| 9 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
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| 16 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
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| 23 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
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| 30 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
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| 7 May 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
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| 14 May 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
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| 1 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
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| 8 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
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| 15 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 4: City of Great Racks
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| 22 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
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| 29 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
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| 5 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 7: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
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| 12 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
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| 19 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
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| 26 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
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| 17 March 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
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| 24 March 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
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| 31 March 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 13: The Soil is Moist
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| 14 April 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
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| 21 April 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction
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| 28 April 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
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| 5 May 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
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| 12 May 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
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| 19 May 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
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