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Season 1, Episode 0: Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot (coming soon | pushplay stream)
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| 22 September 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot (6 links)
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| 29 September 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards (22 links)
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| 6 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (15 links)
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| 13 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap (21 links)
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| 20 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump (21 links)
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| 27 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 6: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? (19 links)
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| 3 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake (20 links)
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| 10 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 8: Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful (16 links)
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| 17 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 9: Phase One, Complete (18 links)
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| 24 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving (11 links)
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| 15 December 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (19 links)
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| 5 January 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 12: Camel Filters and Pheremones (19 links)
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| 12 January 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 13: Sarah Like Puny Alan (16 links)
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| 2 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas (17 links)
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| 9 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (19 links)
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| 16 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan (15 links)
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| 23 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats (16 links)
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| 1 March 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 18: An Old Flame with a New Wick (18 links)
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| 22 March 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (19 links)
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| 19 April 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (19 links)
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| 3 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing (22 links)
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| 10 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet (18 links)
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| 17 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo (15 links)
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| 24 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger (14 links)
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| 20 September 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppins (16 links)
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| 27 September 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (18 links)
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| 4 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea (14 links)
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| 11 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra (16 links)
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| 18 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic (13 links)
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| 25 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (14 links)
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| 8 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana (15 links)
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| 15 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (16 links)
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| 22 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor (19 links)
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| 29 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater (16 links)
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| 13 December 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos (11 links)
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| 3 January 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 12: A Lung Full of Alan (15 links)
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| 17 January 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 13: Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (18 links)
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| 31 January 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut (19 links)
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| 7 February 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand (22 links)
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| 14 February 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? (20 links)
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| 21 February 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! (17 links)
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| 7 March 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom (19 links)
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| 21 March 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise (16 links)
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| 18 April 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (19 links)
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| 2 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (19 links)
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| 9 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (17 links)
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| 16 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (20 links)
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| 23 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You (16 links)
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| 19 September 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts (19 links)
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| 26 September 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover (14 links)
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| 3 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark (13 links)
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| 10 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs (13 links)
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| 17 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky (13 links)
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| 24 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One (13 links)
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| 7 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop (15 links)
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| 14 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do (14 links)
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| 21 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend (16 links)
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| 28 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted (18 links)
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| 19 December 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned (17 links)
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| 9 January 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 12: That Special Tug (14 links)
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| 23 January 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium (14 links)
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| 6 February 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded (15 links)
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| 27 February 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 15: My Tongue Is Meat (12 links)
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| 6 March 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 16: Ergo, the Booty Call (15 links)
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| 13 March 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer (15 links)
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| 20 March 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler (16 links)
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| 10 April 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin (14 links)
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| 24 April 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (15 links)
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| 1 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens (16 links)
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| 8 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie (14 links)
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| 15 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie (17 links)
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| 22 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (19 links)
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| 18 September 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 1: Working for Caligula (16 links)
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| 25 September 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers (14 links)
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| 2 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress (17 links)
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| 9 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey (19 links)
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| 16 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility (14 links)
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| 23 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 6: Apologies for the Frivolity (14 links)
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| 30 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (16 links)
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| 13 November 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 8: Release the Dogs (18 links)
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| 20 November 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour (18 links)
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| 27 November 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln (14 links)
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| 11 December 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol (18 links)
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| 8 January 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana (17 links)
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| 22 January 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer (19 links)
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| 5 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami (20 links)
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| 12 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 15: My Damn Stalker (15 links)
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| 19 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too (19 links)
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| 26 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie (17 links)
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| 19 March 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville (16 links)
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| 9 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll (16 links)
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| 16 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (13 links)
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| 23 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (16 links)
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| 30 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag (16 links)
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| 7 May 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin (15 links)
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| 14 May 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato (16 links)
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| 24 September 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (30 links)
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| 1 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon (25 links)
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| 8 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (21 links)
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| 15 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 4: City of Great Racks (19 links)
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| 22 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (26 links)
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| 29 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail (24 links)
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| 5 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 7: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room (22 links)
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| 12 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (22 links)
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| 19 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (23 links)
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| 26 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia (13 links)
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| 17 March 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander (22 links)
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| 24 March 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh (22 links)
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| 31 March 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 13: The Soil is Moist (23 links)
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| 14 April 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time (29 links)
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| 21 April 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction (20 links)
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| 28 April 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty (19 links)
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| 5 May 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer (15 links)
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| 12 May 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk (16 links)
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| 19 May 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper (14 links)
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| 22 September 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child (22 links)
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| 29 September 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb (16 links)
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| 6 October 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict (17 links)
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| 13 October 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin' (14 links)
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| 20 October 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 5: A Jock Strap in Hell (15 links)
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| 3 November 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 6: It's Always Nazi Week (15 links)
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| 10 November 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy (10 links)
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| 17 November 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 8: Pinocchio's Mouth (12 links)
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| 24 November 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 9: The Mooch at the Boo (13 links)
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| 8 December 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited (25 links)
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| 15 December 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 11: The Devil's Lube (10 links)
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| 12 January 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 12: Thank God for Scoliosis (18 links)
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| 19 January 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 13: I Think You Offended Don (15 links)
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| 2 February 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (18 links)
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| 9 February 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 15: I'd Like to Start with the Cat (24 links)
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| 2 March 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 16: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime (33 links)
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| 9 March 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? (19 links)
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| 16 March 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 18: My Son's Enormous Head (45 links)
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| 30 March 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 19: The Two Finger Rule (36 links)
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| 13 April 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 20: Hello, I am Alan Cousteau (20 links)
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| 27 April 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 21: Above Exalted Cyclops (23 links)
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| 4 May 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box (25 links)
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| 11 May 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth (39 links)
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| 18 May 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 24: Baseball Was Better with Steroids (9 links)
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| 21 September 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 1: 818-jklpuzo (15 links)
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| 28 September 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation (50 links)
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| 5 October 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 3: Mmm, Fish. Yum. (17 links)
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| 12 October 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator (14 links)
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| 19 October 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 5: For the Sake of the Child (24 links)
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| 2 November 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 6: Give Me Your Thumb (17 links)
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| 9 November 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 7: Untainted by Filth (31 links)
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| 16 November 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. (31 links)
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| 23 November 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair (21 links)
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| 7 December 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room (36 links)
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| 14 December 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 11: Warning, It's Dirty (52 links)
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| 11 January 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste (111 links)
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| 18 January 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 13: Yay, No Polyps (158 links)
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| 1 February 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For (24 links)
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| 8 February 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 15: Aye, Aye, Captain (13 links)
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| 1 March 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 16: Tinkle Like a Princess (31 links)
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| 8 March 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 17: I Found Your Moustache (31 links)
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| 22 March 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day (100 links)
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| 12 April 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 19: Season 7, Episode 19 (53 links)
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| 10 May 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 20: I Called Him Magoo (30 links)
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| 24 May 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 22: This Is Not Gonna End Well (14 links)
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