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Name: Two and a half men
Type: Children/Comedy
Run Time: 2003
Seasons: 9
Full Episodes: 194 / 140 Links
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Full Episode Summary: The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. After years they had little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold but domineering mother Evelyn, Allan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie, a freelance jingle composer in a luxurious beach-house and irresistible Casanova who rarely gets up before brunch around noon, puts him up 'temporarily' with his son Jake, a lazy fat school kid who shuttles between his parents. This starts off the sitcom around their conflicting lifestyles, such as how to raise the boy (who now has an efficient, caring dad for the boring stuff while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), be moralistic or have fun, a stickler or popular, what's a 'white' lie... Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's fat cleaning lady Bertha and his rich, obsessively infatuated neighbor-girl Rose who often sneaks in.

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???? Season 1, Episode 0: Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot
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22 September 2003 Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot
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29 September 2003 Season 1, Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards
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6 October 2003 Season 1, Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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13 October 2003 Season 1, Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
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20 October 2003 Season 1, Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
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27 October 2003 Season 1, Episode 6: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
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3 November 2003 Season 1, Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
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10 November 2003 Season 1, Episode 8: Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
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17 November 2003 Season 1, Episode 9: Phase One, Complete
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24 November 2003 Season 1, Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving
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15 December 2003 Season 1, Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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5 January 2004 Season 1, Episode 12: Camel Filters and Pheremones
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12 January 2004 Season 1, Episode 13: Sarah Like Puny Alan
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2 February 2004 Season 1, Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas
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9 February 2004 Season 1, Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
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16 February 2004 Season 1, Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan
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23 February 2004 Season 1, Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
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1 March 2004 Season 1, Episode 18: An Old Flame with a New Wick
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22 March 2004 Season 1, Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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19 April 2004 Season 1, Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
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3 May 2004 Season 1, Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing
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10 May 2004 Season 1, Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
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17 May 2004 Season 1, Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo
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24 May 2004 Season 1, Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger
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20 September 2004 Season 2, Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppins
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27 September 2004 Season 2, Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
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4 October 2004 Season 2, Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea
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11 October 2004 Season 2, Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
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18 October 2004 Season 2, Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic
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25 October 2004 Season 2, Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
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8 November 2004 Season 2, Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
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15 November 2004 Season 2, Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
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22 November 2004 Season 2, Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor
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29 November 2004 Season 2, Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
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13 December 2004 Season 2, Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
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3 January 2005 Season 2, Episode 12: A Lung Full of Alan
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17 January 2005 Season 2, Episode 13: Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
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31 January 2005 Season 2, Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
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7 February 2005 Season 2, Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
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14 February 2005 Season 2, Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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21 February 2005 Season 2, Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
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7 March 2005 Season 2, Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom
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21 March 2005 Season 2, Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
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18 April 2005 Season 2, Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
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2 May 2005 Season 2, Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
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9 May 2005 Season 2, Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
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16 May 2005 Season 2, Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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23 May 2005 Season 2, Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You
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19 September 2005 Season 3, Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
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26 September 2005 Season 3, Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
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3 October 2005 Season 3, Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
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10 October 2005 Season 3, Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
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17 October 2005 Season 3, Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
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24 October 2005 Season 3, Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
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7 November 2005 Season 3, Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
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14 November 2005 Season 3, Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
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21 November 2005 Season 3, Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend
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28 November 2005 Season 3, Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
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19 December 2005 Season 3, Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
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9 January 2006 Season 3, Episode 12: That Special Tug
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23 January 2006 Season 3, Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
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6 February 2006 Season 3, Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
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27 February 2006 Season 3, Episode 15: My Tongue Is Meat
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6 March 2006 Season 3, Episode 16: Ergo, the Booty Call
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13 March 2006 Season 3, Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
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20 March 2006 Season 3, Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
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10 April 2006 Season 3, Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
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24 April 2006 Season 3, Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
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1 May 2006 Season 3, Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens
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8 May 2006 Season 3, Episode 22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie
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15 May 2006 Season 3, Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie
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22 May 2006 Season 3, Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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18 September 2006 Season 4, Episode 1: Working for Caligula
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25 September 2006 Season 4, Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers
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2 October 2006 Season 4, Episode 3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
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9 October 2006 Season 4, Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey
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16 October 2006 Season 4, Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
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23 October 2006 Season 4, Episode 6: Apologies for the Frivolity
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30 October 2006 Season 4, Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
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13 November 2006 Season 4, Episode 8: Release the Dogs
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20 November 2006 Season 4, Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
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27 November 2006 Season 4, Episode 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
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11 December 2006 Season 4, Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol
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8 January 2007 Season 4, Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
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22 January 2007 Season 4, Episode 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
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5 February 2007 Season 4, Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
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12 February 2007 Season 4, Episode 15: My Damn Stalker
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19 February 2007 Season 4, Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
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26 February 2007 Season 4, Episode 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie
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19 March 2007 Season 4, Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
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9 April 2007 Season 4, Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
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16 April 2007 Season 4, Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
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23 April 2007 Season 4, Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
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30 April 2007 Season 4, Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
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7 May 2007 Season 4, Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
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14 May 2007 Season 4, Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
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24 September 2007 Season 5, Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
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1 October 2007 Season 5, Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
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8 October 2007 Season 5, Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
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15 October 2007 Season 5, Episode 4: City of Great Racks
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22 October 2007 Season 5, Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
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29 October 2007 Season 5, Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
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5 November 2007 Season 5, Episode 7: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
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12 November 2007 Season 5, Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
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19 November 2007 Season 5, Episode 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
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26 November 2007 Season 5, Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
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17 March 2008 Season 5, Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
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24 March 2008 Season 5, Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
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31 March 2008 Season 5, Episode 13: The Soil is Moist
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14 April 2008 Season 5, Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
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21 April 2008 Season 5, Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction
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28 April 2008 Season 5, Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
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5 May 2008 Season 5, Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
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12 May 2008 Season 5, Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
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19 May 2008 Season 5, Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
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22 September 2008 Season 6, Episode 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
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29 September 2008 Season 6, Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb
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6 October 2008 Season 6, Episode 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
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13 October 2008 Season 6, Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin'
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20 October 2008 Season 6, Episode 5: A Jock Strap in Hell
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3 November 2008 Season 6, Episode 6: It's Always Nazi Week
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10 November 2008 Season 6, Episode 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
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17 November 2008 Season 6, Episode 8: Pinocchio's Mouth
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24 November 2008 Season 6, Episode 9: The Mooch at the Boo
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8 December 2008 Season 6, Episode 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
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15 December 2008 Season 6, Episode 11: The Devil's Lube
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12 January 2009 Season 6, Episode 12: Thank God for Scoliosis
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19 January 2009 Season 6, Episode 13: I Think You Offended Don
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2 February 2009 Season 6, Episode 14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
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9 February 2009 Season 6, Episode 15: I'd Like to Start with the Cat
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2 March 2009 Season 6, Episode 16: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
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9 March 2009 Season 6, Episode 17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
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16 March 2009 Season 6, Episode 18: My Son's Enormous Head
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30 March 2009 Season 6, Episode 19: The Two Finger Rule
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13 April 2009 Season 6, Episode 20: Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
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27 April 2009 Season 6, Episode 21: Above Exalted Cyclops
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4 May 2009 Season 6, Episode 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
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11 May 2009 Season 6, Episode 23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
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18 May 2009 Season 6, Episode 24: Baseball Was Better with Steroids
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21 September 2009 Season 7, Episode 1: 818-jklpuzo
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28 September 2009 Season 7, Episode 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
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5 October 2009 Season 7, Episode 3: Mmm, Fish. Yum.
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12 October 2009 Season 7, Episode 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
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19 October 2009 Season 7, Episode 5: For the Sake of the Child
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2 November 2009 Season 7, Episode 6: Give Me Your Thumb
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9 November 2009 Season 7, Episode 7: Untainted by Filth
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16 November 2009 Season 7, Episode 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
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23 November 2009 Season 7, Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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7 December 2009 Season 7, Episode 10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
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14 December 2009 Season 7, Episode 11: Warning, It's Dirty
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11 January 2010 Season 7, Episode 12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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18 January 2010 Season 7, Episode 13: Yay, No Polyps
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1 February 2010 Season 7, Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For
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8 February 2010 Season 7, Episode 15: Aye, Aye, Captain
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1 March 2010 Season 7, Episode 16: Tinkle Like a Princess
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8 March 2010 Season 7, Episode 17: I Found Your Moustache
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22 March 2010 Season 7, Episode 18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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12 April 2010 Season 7, Episode 19: Season 7, Episode 19
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10 May 2010 Season 7, Episode 20: I Called Him Magoo
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17 May 2010 Season 7, Episode 21: Gumby With a Pokey
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24 May 2010 Season 7, Episode 22: This Is Not Gonna End Well
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20 September 2010 Season 8, Episode 1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
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27 September 2010 Season 8, Episode 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
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4 October 2010 Season 8, Episode 3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
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11 October 2010 Season 8, Episode 4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
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18 October 2010 Season 8, Episode 5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
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25 October 2010 Season 8, Episode 6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
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1 November 2010 Season 8, Episode 7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
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8 Nov 2010 Season 8, Episode 8: Springtime on a Stick
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15 November 2010 Season 8, Episode 9: A Good Time in Central Africa
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22 November 2010 Season 8, Episode 10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
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6 December 2010 Season 8, Episode 11: Dead From The Waist Down
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13 December 2010 Season 8, Episode 12: Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead
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3 January 2011 Season 8, Episode 13: Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
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17 January 2011 Season 8, Episode 14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs
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7 February 2011 Season 8, Episode 15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
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14 February 2011 Season 8, Episode 16: That Darn Priest
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19 September 2011 Season 9, Episode 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
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26 September 2011 Season 9, Episode 2: People Who Love Peepholes
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3 October 2011 Season 9, Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
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10 October 2011 Season 9, Episode 4: Nine Magic Fingers
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17 October 2011 Season 9, Episode 5: Giant Cat Holding Churro
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24 October 2011 Season 9, Episode 6: The Squat and The Hover
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31 October 2011 Season 9, Episode 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
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7 November 2011 Season 9, Episode 8: Thank You For The Intercourse
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14 November 2011 Season 9, Episode 9: Frodo?s Headshots
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21 November 2011 Season 9, Episode 10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
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5 December 2011 Season 9, Episode 11: What a Lovely Landing Strip
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12 December 2011 Season 9, Episode 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
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2 January 2012 Season 9, Episode 13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
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16 January 2012 Season 9, Episode 14: A Possum on Chemo
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6 February 2012 Season 9, Episode 15: The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
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13 February 2012 Season 9, Episode 16: Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy
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