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Season 1, Episode 0: Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot (coming soon | try ireel)
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| 22 September 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot (15 links)
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| 29 September 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards (25 links)
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| 6 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (16 links)
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| 13 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap (22 links)
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| 20 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump (22 links)
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| 27 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 6: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? (20 links)
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| 3 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake (21 links)
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| 10 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 8: Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful (19 links)
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| 17 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 9: Phase One, Complete (21 links)
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| 24 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving (11 links)
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| 15 December 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (21 links)
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| 5 January 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 12: Camel Filters and Pheremones (20 links)
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| 12 January 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 13: Sarah Like Puny Alan (17 links)
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| 2 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas (17 links)
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| 9 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (18 links)
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| 16 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan (16 links)
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| 23 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats (14 links)
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| 1 March 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 18: An Old Flame with a New Wick (19 links)
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| 22 March 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (18 links)
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| 19 April 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (20 links)
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| 3 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing (22 links)
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| 10 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet (18 links)
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| 17 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo (16 links)
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| 24 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger (13 links)
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| 20 September 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppins (17 links)
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| 27 September 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (22 links)
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| 4 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea (15 links)
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| 11 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra (17 links)
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| 18 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic (13 links)
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| 25 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (16 links)
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| 8 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana (17 links)
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| 15 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (17 links)
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| 22 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor (20 links)
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| 29 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater (18 links)
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| 13 December 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos (13 links)
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| 3 January 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 12: A Lung Full of Alan (15 links)
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| 17 January 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 13: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (20 links)
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| 31 January 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut (20 links)
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| 7 February 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand (22 links)
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| 14 February 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? (20 links)
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| 21 February 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! (17 links)
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| 7 March 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom (17 links)
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| 21 March 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise (17 links)
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| 18 April 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (18 links)
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| 2 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (19 links)
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| 9 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (15 links)
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| 16 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (18 links)
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| 23 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You (14 links)
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| 19 September 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts (25 links)
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| 26 September 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover (17 links)
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| 3 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark (14 links)
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| 10 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs (16 links)
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| 17 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky (15 links)
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| 24 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One (15 links)
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| 7 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop (18 links)
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| 14 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do (14 links)
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| 21 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend (18 links)
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| 28 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted (19 links)
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| 19 December 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned (17 links)
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| 9 January 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 12: That Special Tug (12 links)
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| 23 January 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium (16 links)
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| 6 February 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded (16 links)
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| 27 February 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 15: My Tongue Is Meat (14 links)
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| 6 March 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 16: Ergo, the Booty Call (16 links)
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| 13 March 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer (17 links)
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| 20 March 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler (19 links)
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| 10 April 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin (18 links)
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| 24 April 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (17 links)
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| 1 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens (16 links)
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| 8 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie (14 links)
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| 15 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie (19 links)
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| 22 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (22 links)
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| 18 September 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 1: Working for Caligula (20 links)
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| 25 September 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers (13 links)
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| 2 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress (17 links)
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| 9 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey (20 links)
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| 16 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility (14 links)
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| 23 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 6: Apologies for the Frivolity (15 links)
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| 30 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (17 links)
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| 13 November 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 8: Release the Dogs (18 links)
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| 20 November 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour (18 links)
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| 27 November 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln (12 links)
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| 11 December 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol (17 links)
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| 8 January 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana (17 links)
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| 22 January 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer (19 links)
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| 5 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami (19 links)
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| 12 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 15: My Damn Stalker (15 links)
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| 19 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too (17 links)
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| 26 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie (18 links)
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| 19 March 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville (16 links)
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| 9 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll (15 links)
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| 16 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (12 links)
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| 23 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (15 links)
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| 30 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag (16 links)
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| 7 May 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin (16 links)
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| 14 May 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato (15 links)
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| 24 September 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (34 links)
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| 1 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon (24 links)
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| 8 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (20 links)
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| 15 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 4: City of Great Racks (19 links)
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| 22 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (25 links)
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| 29 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail (22 links)
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| 5 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 7: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room (21 links)
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| 12 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (21 links)
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| 19 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (21 links)
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| 26 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia (12 links)
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| 17 March 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander (20 links)
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| 24 March 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh (22 links)
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| 31 March 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 13: The Soil is Moist (24 links)
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| 14 April 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time (17 links)
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| 21 April 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction (20 links)
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| 28 April 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty (20 links)
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| 5 May 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer (15 links)
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| 12 May 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk (15 links)
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| 19 May 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper (14 links)
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| 22 September 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child (25 links)
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| 29 September 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb (19 links)
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| 6 October 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict (19 links)
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| 13 October 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin' (14 links)
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| 20 October 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 5: A Jock Strap in Hell (18 links)
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| 3 November 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 6: It's Always Nazi Week (20 links)
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| 10 November 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy (18 links)
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| 17 November 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 8: Pinocchio's Mouth (19 links)
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| 24 November 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 9: The Mooch at the Boo (24 links)
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| 8 December 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited (28 links)
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| 15 December 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 11: The Devil's Lube (16 links)
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| 12 January 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 12: Thank God for Scoliosis (21 links)
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| 19 January 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 13: I Think You Offended Don (16 links)
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| 2 February 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (19 links)
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| 9 February 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 15: I'd Like to Start with the Cat (29 links)
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| 2 March 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 16: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime (36 links)
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| 9 March 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? (22 links)
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| 16 March 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 18: My Son's Enormous Head (47 links)
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| 30 March 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 19: The Two Finger Rule (40 links)
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| 13 April 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 20: Hello, I am Alan Cousteau (24 links)
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| 27 April 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 21: Above Exalted Cyclops (25 links)
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| 4 May 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box (29 links)
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| 11 May 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth (44 links)
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| 18 May 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 24: Baseball Was Better with Steroids (9 links)
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| 21 September 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 1: 818-jklpuzo (8 links)
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| 28 September 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation (49 links)
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| 5 October 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 3: Mmm, Fish. Yum. (coming soon | try ireel)
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| 12 October 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator (2 links)
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| 19 October 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 5: For the Sake of the Child (coming soon | try ireel)
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| 2 November 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 6: Give Me Your Thumb (1 link)
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| 9 November 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 7: Untainted by Filth (1 link)
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Season 7, Episode 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. (1 link)
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| 23 November 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair (coming soon | try ireel)
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