| Season 1 |
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Season 1, Episode 0: Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot
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| 22 September 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot
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| 29 September 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards
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| 06 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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| 13 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
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| 20 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
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| 27 October 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 6: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
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| 03 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
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| 10 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
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| 17 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 9: Phase One, Complete
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| 24 November 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving
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| 15 December 2003 |
Season 1, Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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| 05 January 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 12: Camel Filters + Pheromones
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| 12 January 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 13: Sara Like Puny Alan
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| 02 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas
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| 09 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
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| 16 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan
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| 23 February 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 17: Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
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| 01 March 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 18: An Old Flame With a New Wick
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| 22 March 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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| 19 April 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
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| 03 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing
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| 10 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 22: My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
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| 17 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo
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| 24 May 2004 |
Season 1, Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger?
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| Season 2 |
| 20 September 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppins
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| 27 September 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
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| 04 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea
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| 11 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
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| 18 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic
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| 25 October 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
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| 08 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
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| 15 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
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| 22 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor
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| 29 November 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
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| 13 December 2004 |
Season 2, Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
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| 03 January 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan
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| 17 January 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 13: Get Off My Hair
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| 31 January 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
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| 07 February 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
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| 14 February 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
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| 21 February 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
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| 07 March 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom
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| 21 March 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 19: A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
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| 18 April 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
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| 02 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
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| 09 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
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| 16 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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| 23 May 2005 |
Season 2, Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?
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| Season 3 |
| 19 September 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
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| 26 September 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
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| 03 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
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| 10 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs
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| 17 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
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| 24 October 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
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| 07 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
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| 14 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
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| 21 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 9: Madame and Her Special friend
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| 28 November 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
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| 19 December 2005 |
Season 3, Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
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| 09 January 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 12: That Special Tug
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| 23 January 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 13: Humiliation is a Visual Medium
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| 06 February 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
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| 27 February 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 15: My Tongue is Meat
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| 06 March 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 16: Ergo, The Booty Call
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| 13 March 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
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| 20 March 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
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| 10 April 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
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| 24 April 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
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| 01 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens
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| 08 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
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| 15 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie
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| 22 May 2006 |
Season 3, Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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| Season 4 |
| 18 September 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 1: Working for Caligula
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| 25 September 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers?
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| 02 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 3: The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
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| 09 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey
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| 16 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
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| 23 October 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 6: Apologies for the Frivolity
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| 06 November 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
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| 13 November 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 8: Release the Dogs
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| 20 November 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead For an Hour
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| 27 November 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
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| 11 December 2006 |
Season 4, Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol
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| 08 January 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
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| 22 January 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
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| 05 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
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| 12 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 15: My Damn Stalker
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| 19 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
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| 26 February 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 17: I Merely Slept With a Commie
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| 19 March 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
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| 09 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
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| 16 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
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| 23 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
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| 30 April 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
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| 07 May 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
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| 14 May 2007 |
Season 4, Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
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| Season 5 |
| 24 September 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
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| 01 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
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| 08 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
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| 15 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 4: City of Great Racks
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| 22 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
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| 29 October 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
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| 05 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
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| 12 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
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| 19 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids.
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| 26 November 2007 |
Season 5, Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
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| 17 March 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
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| 24 March 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
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| 31 March 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 13: The Soil is Moist
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| 14 April 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
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| 21 April 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
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| 28 April 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 16: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
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| 05 May 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
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| 12 May 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
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| 19 May 2008 |
Season 5, Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
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| Season 6 |
| 22 September 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 1: Taterhead is Our Love Child
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| 29 September 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb
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| 06 October 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
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| 13 October 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin'
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| 20 October 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 5: A Jock Strap in Hell
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| 03 November 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 6: It's Always Nazi Week (1)
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| 10 November 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
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| 17 November 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 8: Pinocchio's Mouth
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| 24 November 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 9: The Mooch At The Boo
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| 08 December 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
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| 15 December 2008 |
Season 6, Episode 11: The Devil's Lube
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| 12 January 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 12: Thank God for Scoliosis
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| 19 January 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 13: I Think You Offended Don
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| 02 February 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
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| 09 February 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 15: I'd Like to Start With the Cat
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| 02 March 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 16: She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
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| 09 March 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 17: The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
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| 16 March 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 18: My Son's Enormous Head
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| 30 March 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 19: The Two Finger Rule
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| 13 April 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 20: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
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| 27 April 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 21: Above Exalted Cyclops
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| 04 May 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
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| 11 May 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
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| 18 May 2009 |
Season 6, Episode 24: Baseball with Better Steroids
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| Season 7 |
| 21 September 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 1: 818-jklpuzo
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| 28 September 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
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| 05 October 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 3: Mmm, Fish. Yum.
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| 12 October 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
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| 19 October 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 5: For the Sake of the Child
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| 02 November 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 6: Give Me Your Thumb
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| 09 November 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 7: Untainted by Filth
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| 16 November 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
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| 23 November 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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| 07 December 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
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| 14 December 2009 |
Season 7, Episode 11: Warning, It's Dirty
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| 11 January 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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| 18 January 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 13: Yay, No Polyps!
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| 01 February 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For (1)
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| 08 February 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 15: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
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| 01 March 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 16: Tinkle Like a Princess
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| 08 March 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 17: I Found Your Moustache
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| 22 March 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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| 12 April 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
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| 10 May 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 20: I Called Him Magoo
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| 17 May 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 21: Gumby with a Pokey
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| 24 May 2010 |
Season 7, Episode 22: This is Not Gonna End Well
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| Season 8 |
| 20 September 2010 |
Season 8, Episode 1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
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| 27 September 2010 |
Season 8, Episode 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
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| 04 October 2010 |
Season 8, Episode 3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
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| 11 October 2010 |
Season 8, Episode 4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
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| 18 October 2010 |
Season 8, Episode 5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
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| 25 October 2010 |
Season 8, Episode 6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
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| 01 November 2010 |
Season 8, Episode 7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
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| 08 November 2010 |
Season 8, Episode 8: Springtime on a Stick
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| 15 November 2010 |
Season 8, Episode 9: A Good Time In Central Africa
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| 22 November 2010 |
Season 8, Episode 10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
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| 06 December 2010 |
Season 8, Episode 11: Dead From the Waist Down
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| 13 December 2010 |
Season 8, Episode 12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
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| 03 January 2011 |
Season 8, Episode 13: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
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| 17 January 2011 |
Season 8, Episode 14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs
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| 07 February 2011 |
Season 8, Episode 15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
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| 14 February 2011 |
Season 8, Episode 16: That Darn Priest
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| Season 9 |
| 19 September 2011 |
Season 9, Episode 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
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| 26 September 2011 |
Season 9, Episode 2: People Who Love Peepholes
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| 03 October 2011 |
Season 9, Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
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| 10 October 2011 |
Season 9, Episode 4: Nine Magic Fingers
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| 17 October 2011 |
Season 9, Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding Churro
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| 24 October 2011 |
Season 9, Episode 6: The Squat and The Hover
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| 31 October 2011 |
Season 9, Episode 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
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| 07 November 2011 |
Season 9, Episode 8: Thank You For The Intercourse
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| 14 November 2011 |
Season 9, Episode 9: Frodo's Headshots
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| 21 November 2011 |
Season 9, Episode 10: Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
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| 05 December 2011 |
Season 9, Episode 11: A Lovely Landing Strip
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| 12 December 2011 |
Season 9, Episode 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
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| 02 January 2012 |
Season 9, Episode 13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
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| 16 January 2012 |
Season 9, Episode 14: A Possum on Chemo
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| 06 February 2012 |
Season 9, Episode 15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
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| 13 February 2012 |
Season 9, Episode 16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
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| 20 February 2012 |
Season 9, Episode 17: Not In My Mouth
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| 27 February 2012 |
Season 9, Episode 18: The War Against Gingivitis
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| 19 March 2012 |
Season 9, Episode 19: Palmdale, Ech
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| 09 April 2012 |
Season 9, Episode 20: Grandma's Pie
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| 16 April 2012 |
Season 9, Episode 21: Mr. Hose Says Yes
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| 30 April 2012 |
Season 9, Episode 22: Why We Gave Up Women
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| 07 May 2012 |
Season 9, Episode 23: The Straw In My Donut Hole
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| 14 May 2012 |
Season 9, Episode 24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
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| Season 10 |
| 27 September 2012 |
Season 10, Episode 1: I Changed My Mind About the Milk
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| 04 October 2012 |
Season 10, Episode 2: A Big Bag of Dog
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| 11 October 2012 |
Season 10, Episode 3: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
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| 18 October 2012 |
Season 10, Episode 4: You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For
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| 25 October 2012 |
Season 10, Episode 5: That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
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| 01 November 2012 |
Season 10, Episode 6: Ferrets, Attack!
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| 08 November 2012 |
Season 10, Episode 7: Avoid the Chinese Mustard
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| 15 November 2012 |
Season 10, Episode 8: Something My Gynecologist Said
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| 29 November 2012 |
Season 10, Episode 9: I Scream When I Pee
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| 06 December 2012 |
Season 10, Episode 10: One Nut Johnson
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| 13 December 2012 |
Season 10, Episode 11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole
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| 03 January 2013 |
Season 10, Episode 12: Welcome to Alancrest
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| 10 January 2013 |
Season 10, Episode 13: Grab A Feather And Get In Line
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| 31 January 2013 |
Season 10, Episode 14: Run Steven Staven! Run!
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| 07 February 2013 |
Season 10, Episode 15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
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| 14 February 2013 |
Season 10, Episode 16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
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| 21 February 2013 |
Season 10, Episode 17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
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| 07 March 2013 |
Season 10, Episode 18: The 9:04 From Pemberton
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| 14 March 2013 |
Season 10, Episode 19: Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
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| 04 April 2013 |
Season 10, Episode 20: Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
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| 25 April 2013 |
Season 10, Episode 21: Another Night With Neil Diamond
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| 02 May 2013 |
Season 10, Episode 22: My Bodacious Vidalia
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| 09 May 2013 |
Season 10, Episode 23: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
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| Season 11 |
| 26 September 2013 |
Season 11, Episode 1: Nangnangnangnang
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| 03 October 2013 |
Season 11, Episode 2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
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| 10 October 2013 |
Season 11, Episode 3: This Unblessed Biscuit
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| 17 October 2013 |
Season 11, Episode 4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
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| 24 October 2013 |
Season 11, Episode 5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
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| 07 November 2013 |
Season 11, Episode 6: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
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| 14 November 2013 |
Season 11, Episode 7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
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| 21 November 2013 |
Season 11, Episode 8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
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| 05 December 2013 |
Season 11, Episode 9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
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| 12 December 2013 |
Season 11, Episode 10: On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!
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| 02 Jan 2014 |
Season 11, Episode 11: Tazed In The Lady Nuts
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| 09 Jan 2014 |
Season 11, Episode 12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
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| 30 Jan 2014 |
Season 11, Episode 13: Bite Me, Supreme Court
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| 06 Feb 2014 |
Season 11, Episode 14: Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
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| 27 Feb 2014 |
Season 11, Episode 15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
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| 06 Mar 2014 |
Season 11, Episode 16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
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| 13 Mar 2014 |
Season 11, Episode 17: Welcome Home, Jake
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| 03 Apr 2014 |
Season 11, Episode 18: West Side Story
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| 10 Apr 2014 |
Season 11, Episode 19: Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
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| 24 Apr 2014 |
Season 11, Episode 20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
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| 01 May 2014 |
Season 11, Episode 21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
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| 08 May 2014 |
Season 11, Episode 22: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
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| Season 12 |
| 30 Oct 2014 |
Season 12, Episode 1: The Ol' Mexican Spinach
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| 06 Nov 2014 |
Season 12, Episode 2: A Chic Bar in Ibiza
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| 13 Nov 2014 |
Season 12, Episode 3: Glamping in a Yurt
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| 20 Nov 2014 |
Season 12, Episode 4: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
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| 27 Nov 2014 |
Season 12, Episode 5: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
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| 04 Dec 2014 |
Season 12, Episode 6: Alan Shot a Little Girl
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| 11 Dec 2014 |
Season 12, Episode 7: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
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| 18 Dec 2014 |
Season 12, Episode 8: Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
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| 08 Jan 2015 |
Season 12, Episode 9: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
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| 15 Jan 2015 |
Season 12, Episode 10: Here I Come, Pants!
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| 22 Jan 2015 |
Season 12, Episode 11: For Whom the Booty Calls
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| 29 Jan 2015 |
Season 12, Episode 12: A Beer Battered Rip-Off
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| 05 February 2015 |
Season 12, Episode 13: Boompa Loved His Hookers
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| 12 February 2015 |
Season 12, Episode 14: Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
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| 19 February 2015 |
Season 12, Episode 15: Of Course He's Dead (1)
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| 19 February 2015 |
Season 12, Episode 16: Of Course He's Dead (2)
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