Rick and Morty is back, baby! Season Nine is all certified bangers. No AI slop! Just Grade A organic slop, made by real humans with real human traits like back hair and cysts. Please watch, or we'll have neglected our families for nothing.

Rick's been lonely, broh. Morty's worried bout side pieces.

You try being Rick all the time, broh.

You haven't lived till you've chested up at Trader Joe's, broh.

Remembering passwords is hard, broh. Special characters, broh.

Man's best friend, broh.

Rick's stomach is mad, broh. But it's all-you-can-eat-and-drink here, broh!

Rick and Morty gotta evolve, broh.

Hold still, broh. It'll make you nice, broh.

Morty and Summer go to camp, broh. Beth and Jerry home alone, broh.

Tom Sawyer, broh.