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Episodes

  1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help.

  2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.

  3. Glamping in a Yurt

    3. Glamping in a Yurt

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Meanwhile, Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

  4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them to adopt her baby.

  5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

    5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

    Walden decides to foster a 6-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don't bond like he expected.

  6. Alan Shot a Little Girl

    6. Alan Shot a Little Girl

    When Alan realizes Louis thinks he's cool, he starts breaking Walden's rules in order to stay that way.

  7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

    7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

    Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan goes out for a girls' night with a group of moms.

  8. Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey

    8. Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey

    Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

  9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

  10. Here I Come, Pants!

    10. Here I Come, Pants!

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

  11. For Whom the Booty Calls

    11. For Whom the Booty Calls

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

  12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

    12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

    When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis' adoption.

  13. Boompa Loved His Hookers

    13. Boompa Loved His Hookers

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

  14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

  15. Of Course He's Dead - Part One

    15. Of Course He's Dead - Part One

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

  16. Of Course He's Dead - Part Two

    16. Of Course He's Dead - Part Two

    The series finale recalls the life—and presumed death—of Charlie Harper.