1. Thompson Twins
2. Bob Uecker / Peter Wolf
3. Jesse Jackson / Andrae Crouch, Wintley Phipps
4. Michael McKean / Chaka Khan, The Folksmen
Michael McKean hosts with musical guests Chaka Khan and The Folksmen.
5. George Carlin / Frankie Goes to Hollywood
George Carlin hosts with musical guest Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
6. Ed Asner / The Kinks
7. Ed Begley, Jr. / Billy Squier
8. Ringo Starr / Herbie Hancock
9. Eddie Murphy / The Honeydrippers
10. Kathleen Turner / John Waite
11. Roy Scheider / Billy Ocean
12. Alex Karras / Tina Turner
Sketches include Prince at SNL, Time for Time, A Couple of White Guys and Kelly Cola.
13. Harry Anderson / Bryan Adams
Sketches include Robert Latta in Congress, While You Were Gone and Salem Witch Trials.
14. Pamela Sue Martin / The Power Station
15. Mr. T & Hulk Hogan / The Commodores
16. Christopher Reeve / Santana
17. Howard Cosell / Greg Kihn