1. Matt Damon / Bruce Springsteen & the E-Street Band
2. Sarah Michelle Gellar / Faith Hill

3. John McCain / The White Stripes
Host Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz); The White Stripes perform.
4. Eric McCormack / Jay-Z
5. Nia Vardalos / Eve
Sketches include Bloater Brothers, La Femme Day Spa and The Falconer.
6. Brittany Murphy / Nelly
Brittany Murphy hosts with musical guest Nelly.
7. Robert DeNiro / Norah Jones
8. Al Gore / Phish
9. Jeff Gordon / Avril Lavigne
10. Ray Liotta / The Donnas
11. Matthew McConaughey / Dixie Chicks
12. Jennifer Garner / Beck
13. Christopher Walken / Foo Fighters
Christopher Walken hosts with musical guest Foo Fighters.

14. Queen Latifah / Ms. Dynamite
Queen Latifah hosts; Ms. Dynamite performs.
15. Salma Hayek / Christina Aguilera
Salma Hayek hosts with musical guest Christina Aguilera.
16. Bernie Mac / Good Charlotte
17. Ray Romano / Zwan
18. Ashton Kutcher / 50 Cent
19. Adrien Brody / Sean Paul & Wayne Wonder
20. Dan Aykroyd / Beyonce Knowles